I’ve slept upon an office chair; I’ve slept upon my desk;
I’ve slept in breakrooms, closets, and in conf’rences grotesque.
The urge to snooze while on the job is very overwhelming;
not like at home where fun is all I ever aim at helming.
I have no clock internally; circadian be blasted!
I haven’t been detected, yet — the vet’rans I’ve outlasted!
from an article in the Wall Street Journal