Sleeping at the Office

I’ve slept upon an office chair; I’ve slept upon my desk;

I’ve slept in breakrooms, closets, and in conf’rences grotesque.

The urge to snooze while on the job is very overwhelming;

not like at home where fun is all I ever aim at helming.

I have no clock internally; circadian be blasted!

I haven’t been detected, yet — theĀ vet’rans I’ve outlasted!

from an article in the Wall Street Journal