Donald Trump Resists Calls for Tax Returns

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump gestures and declares "You're fired!" at a rally in Manchester, New Hampshire, June 17, 2015.  REUTERS/Dominick Reuter      TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY      - RTX1GZCO

“It’s none of your damn bizness what my tax returns may say;

you oughta be contented that right through the nose I pay.

The IRS will audit me until until the ocean’s pink;

unless I’m in the White House — then they’ll have another think!

I don’t care if Rubio or Cruz release a wad

of tax returns that go back past the childhood days of God.

Why SHOULD my income bracket and deductions be a source

 of late night commentary and news persiflage so coarse?

I’m paying my own way in this here contest, ain’t I chum?

I can tell the P-A-C’s that they can kiss my bum.

So shut your pie hole, neighbor, you ain’t never gonna see

what all of my casinos and hotels bring quarterly!” 

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