“It’s none of your damn bizness what my tax returns may say;
you oughta be contented that right through the nose I pay.
The IRS will audit me until until the ocean’s pink;
unless I’m in the White House — then they’ll have another think!
I don’t care if Rubio or Cruz release a wad
of tax returns that go back past the childhood days of God.
Why SHOULD my income bracket and deductions be a source
of late night commentary and news persiflage so coarse?
I’m paying my own way in this here contest, ain’t I chum?
I can tell the P-A-C’s that they can kiss my bum.
So shut your pie hole, neighbor, you ain’t never gonna see
what all of my casinos and hotels bring quarterly!”