I wish I could get Donald Trump to tell my boss off good;
the man has got more chutzpah than the fabled Robin Hood!
His fearless proclamations have no basis in plain fact —
and Republican big wheelers hate his ignorance of tact.
So what if he’s all bluster — P.T. Barnum come again;
he’d tell Iran to stick it, and sell sand to rich Bahrain.
I love a guy who’s careless with the truth and wears his hair
as if he had just gotten up from some electric chair.