Hillary Clinton’s Lead Over Bernie Sanders Widens

New polls are out, and they are showing Clinton in the lead.

Bernie’s lost a quarter of his luck and edge and speed!

Iowa, New Hampshire, which had seemed in Bernie’s pocket,

might foozle bad just like the booster of the Space X rocket!

What then of later Primaries where Hillary is stronger?

This whole thing is simply getting much more bad and wronger!

You gotta pull out all the stops now, Bernie, dontcha see?

Please boast of your experience, not your maturity!

You may not reach the White House or even make dog catcher,

but we’ll make sure she also stays out, married to that lecher!

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