I take vacations when at work; it’s simple as can be.
Ignoring all my email, I watch Hulu for TV.
The boss thinks I am busy with a power point design
when really I am shopping for a pair of shoes online.
After lunch and drinks galore down at the Marvel Bar
I take a long siesta where I always park my car.
In meetings that meander I ingest lots of caffeine
while underneath the table I peruse MAD Magazine.
I keep a radar scanner on my desk; if something speeds
I know it is the boss, and so he finds me calling leads.
Vacations are no fun if you must spend them far from work;
stolen sweets are sweeter — so’s the office when you shirk!