I take vacations when at work

I take vacations when at work; it’s simple as can be.

Ignoring all my email, I watch Hulu for TV.

The boss thinks I am busy with a power point design

when really I am shopping for a pair of shoes online.

After lunch and drinks galore down at the Marvel Bar

I take a long siesta where I always park my car.

In meetings that meander I ingest lots of caffeine

while underneath the table I peruse MAD Magazine.

I keep a radar scanner on my desk; if something speeds

I know it is the boss, and so he finds me calling leads.

Vacations are no fun if you must spend them far from work;

stolen sweets are sweeter — so’s the office when you shirk!

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