I’m in that One Percentile


I’m in that one percentile that just doesn’t give a hoot

how all my demographics those darn experts will compute.

I’ve got enough to live on; I ain’t starvin’ much these days —

and if I want I can afford a jar of mayonnaise!

So don’t ask me no questions and I won’t tell you no fibs;

when it comes to status I’m well-known as just “His Nibs”. 

My datapoints are no affair of yours, statistics man.

And now if you’ll excuse me it is time to eat my bran . . . 




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I don't want to be loved; I just want to be trending.