It ain’t milk chocolate no more . . .

From today’s Wall Street Journal:

Chocolate maker Hershey Co. has a solution for America’s waning taste for candy: beef snacks.

The 122-year-old company is betting that dried meat bars are the new chocolate bars.

To that end, Hershey will start selling Krave protein bars in August, made from dried meats and a combination of other ingredients such as mangos, cranberries and quinoa.

 

The end of the road for cuisine

is a Hershey bar made of protein.

Such animal glue

is blasphemous, too.

You might as well chew on baleen!

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