From today’s Wall Street Journal:
Chocolate maker Hershey Co. has a solution for America’s waning taste for candy: beef snacks.
The 122-year-old company is betting that dried meat bars are the new chocolate bars.
To that end, Hershey will start selling Krave protein bars in August, made from dried meats and a combination of other ingredients such as mangos, cranberries and quinoa.
The end of the road for cuisine
is a Hershey bar made of protein.
Such animal glue
is blasphemous, too.
You might as well chew on baleen!