I’ve filed to become President

FEC (Federal Election Commission) officials are writing letters this year to many of the nearly 1,900 hopefuls who have registered with the agency to launch 2016 presidential campaigns.

That’s up from 420 in the 2012 election and includes candidates Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Captain Crunch, The Ghost of Christmas Present, Mickey Mouse and Francis Underwood.

from the Wall Street Journal

I’ve filed to become President,

and ask for your zealous assent.

Though unfit to serve

I think I deserve

the chance to collect some ground rent. 

 

 

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