The next step here is very clear; it is to build a wall
to keep those Southern crackers out of our beloved Mall.
Who needs those kinds of people lounging ’round our pristine lakes,
our Mayo Clinic and our grills that serve such juicy steaks?
Barbarians, I call them — they are not fit to reside
in this land of milk and honey (and widespread fluoride).
Minnesota is for those politically correct;
all others we will ostracize and cheerfully eject!