Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton bans state travel to Mississippi, North Carolina over new ‘discriminatory’ laws

The next step here is very clear; it is to build a wall

to keep those Southern crackers out of our beloved Mall.

Who needs those kinds of people lounging ’round our pristine lakes,

our Mayo Clinic and our grills that serve such juicy steaks?

Barbarians, I call them — they are not fit to reside

in this land of milk and honey (and widespread fluoride).

Minnesota is for those politically correct;

all others we will ostracize and cheerfully eject! 


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