Sales of Hillary Clinton’s New Book Are Off to a Slow Start

An author who’s running for Prez

ought to be handing out PEZ.

Such a dull scribe

will need a good bribe;

cuz she isn’t any Juarez. 

Benito Juarez, Mexico's finest President.
Benito Juarez, Mexico’s finest President.


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