I love to eat at Shake Shack, their viands are sure to please;
made from strictly regulated, sugar, salt, and grease.
Their meat is brined and loaded with a lot of msg;
making it completely safe from any e. Coli.
Cuisine like theirs is classic, and an orgy for the tongue
(just don’t start planning what you’ll do when you’re no longer young).
I’m sad to hear that places like the Shake Shack are declining;
where else can I get such rich stuff to ruin my stomach lining?
I hope that Shake Shack prospers and comes back in roaring style,
so I may once again enjoy my thick and lusty chyle!