I am not a prude, nor do I seek to overbear
All the many nitwits who display their underwear.
But when it comes to calendars I think a birthday suit
Used for illustration is so very far from cute.
I know it’s “all for charity”, but that don’t make a diff
When the bodies on display look like a river skiff.
The human body is not celebrated for its symmetry
After it has reached about the tired age of fifty-three.
Just tell me how much money your group’s trying to collect,
And I will pay in cash, with no nude photos to inspect.
There’s such a thing as dignity when helping hands are wanted.
I wish the best to any cause (love handles, be not flaunted!)