You can cook delicious food, without a chef named Wolfgang,
If you use a steady hand and put in lots of good bhang.
Now that states are legalizing pot in all its forms,
It is being eaten from McMansions to school dorms.
You can put it in a pie or in a cake or in soufflé;
Serve it as the main course or a freaky canapé.
Instead of wine with dinner or a beer before your lunch,
Stir a little loco weed into a bowl of punch.
The taste may be repulsive, reminiscent of raw lye,
But what is that to connoisseurs intent on getting high?
And I am making odds with all those tight Las Vegas bookies
That cannabis will soon appear in all our Girl Scout Cookies!