Cooking with Cannabis.

slowburn

You can cook delicious food, without a chef named Wolfgang,

If you use a steady hand and put in lots of good bhang.

Now that states are legalizing pot in all its forms,

It is being eaten from McMansions to school dorms.

 

You can put it in a pie or in a cake or in soufflé;

Serve it as the main course or a freaky canapé.

Instead of wine with dinner or a beer before your lunch,

Stir a little loco weed into a bowl of punch.

 

The taste may be repulsive, reminiscent of raw lye,

But what is that to connoisseurs intent on getting high?

And I am making odds with all those tight Las Vegas bookies

That cannabis will soon appear in all our Girl Scout Cookies!

 

Modern Nursery Rhymes: Humpty Dumpty, Hickory Dickory Dock and Jack & Jill.

humpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the King’s horses and all the King’s men

were sued by his lawyer with the stroke of a pen!

. . . with the stroke of a pen.
. . . with the stroke of a pen.

Hickory dickory dock, my mouse clicked on some schlock.

My credit card was hacked and charred.  Hickory dickory dock.

my mouse clicked on some schlock . . .
my mouse clicked on some schlock . . .

Jack and Jill went up the hill

In Denver, Colorado.

They smoked some weed

And did succeed

In laughing at their shadow.

Back in school they could but drool

And never studied further;

And thus with this

Bad cannabis

Their future they did murther.

Back in school they could but drool.
Back in school they could but drool.