We are bringing back this year the original Old Shoe of the Month Club!
For just $98.00, we will ship to anyone anywhere in the United States one old smelly shoe. Not a pair, but just one.
It’s for the person who has everything, except your affection.
It’s a great ‘gag’ gift — because when they get one whiff of that old shoe they will most likely GAG.
Great for mother-in-laws, ex-spouses, and That Man in the White House.
Just send your money order (no checks or cash) to Tim Torkildson, at
1274 West 820 North Provo Utah 84601.
We have been endorsed by no one at all, not even the Better Business Bureau!