As if my sweet tooth weren’t maligned enough by public polls,
Now the people down at WHO want me to shun sweet rolls!
They recommend I cut back on the processed foods I eat,
And concentrate on lemons or a brace of chicken feet.
A mere six teaspoons ev’ry day of sugar, they advise,
Would give my pearly whites a break and obesity revise.
I gave up my martinis and decided not to smoke,
And now they want me to abandon comfort foods like Coke.
The writing on the wall is plain for ev’ryone to see;
Smoking pot is legalized but cake’s a felony.
Prohibition will return; this time the Feds will seize
Ev’ry snickerdoodle and fresh honey from the bees!
based on a story in the Washington Post