Donald Trump

I wish I could get Donald Trump to tell my boss off good;

the man has got more chutzpah than the fabled Robin Hood!

His fearless proclamations have no basis in plain fact —

and Republican big wheelers hate his ignorance of tact.

So what if he’s all bluster — P.T. Barnum come again;

he’d tell Iran to stick it, and sell sand to rich Bahrain.

I love a guy who’s careless with the truth and wears his hair

 as if he had just gotten up from some electric chair. 

donald trump