Are You Looking for a Chance to Travel & Work in Dubai?

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(Editor’s Note: Our good friend, Toto Johnson, a professional circus clown, has just posted the following on his Facebook page.  We thought it interesting enough to repost here.  It is a LEGITIMATE job offer!)

 

“Hey…remember that gig in Dubai that was brought up awhile back? Well…I got a lengthy email about it from Martin D’Souza today. He is the producer of the clown festivals in India that me, Greg Parks, Joe Vecciarelli, etc have gone to. He has 11 clowns booked out of the 20 spaces available. I cannot do it because they are not willing to split up the time frame…which runs December 28-February 1. I could do 2 weeks but not the whole month but the government in Dubai has only allowed 20 visas for the event so all the clowns involved must go for the full time.

If anyone wants to throw their hat in the ring you can contact Martin at…”

martin@lighthouseworld.co.in

Lee Introduces Welfare Reform and Upward Mobility Act

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WASHINGTON – Today, Senator Mike Lee introduced a bill to address the deep problems in the federal government’s welfare programs that make it more difficult for low-income Americans to work their way into the middle class and stay there.  The “Welfare Reform and Upward Mobility Act” would get existing federal welfare programs under control and would help the working poor transition from poverty to opportunity and security.

“Poverty is not just the absence of money, but also the absence of opportunity,” said Sen. Lee. “Today’s poverty programs place artificial restraints on those who are trying to get ahead, build careers and provide better lives for themselves and their families. Successful welfare programs are those that make poverty more temporary, not more tolerable, and we need to move current policy in that direction.   The Welfare Reform and Upward Mobility Act will give all low-income Americans the opportunity to earn a good living and build a good life.”

The Welfare Reform and Upward Mobility Act corrects and strengthens current welfare programs by restoring work incentives for individuals and families, improving state administration of welfare programs, rewarding states that transition beneficiaries from welfare to work, and imposing greater transparency in means-tested welfare spending.

The bill has been cosponsored by Senators Cruz, Vitter, and Inhofe. Representative Jim Jordan is planning to introduce a companion version in the House.

The bill has been endorsed by the National Taxpayers Union, Heritage Action for America, the Association of Mature American Citizens, and the Concerned Women for America.

We Endorse Mia Love for United States Congresswoman.

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Nathan and Tim are very impressed with Mia Love’s credentials and conservative political philosophy.  She brings a vibrant new passion to the political scene in Utah, and we endorse her in her bid for a seat in Congress.  We will be following her campaign closely, and we hope you will too!  We quote from her website at:  http://love4utah.com/issues/  

My goal as your Representative in Congress will be to give a voice to the issues that are important to you. I will work tirelessly to advance policies that will improve the overall well-being of all Utahns. As the mayor of my city I fought for fiscal discipline, limited government, and personal responsibility, and those are the same principles I will bring with me to Washington, D.C.

  • The federal tax code is too cumbersome and complex to navigate. Moreover, the federal government needs to reduce its spending rather than take more hard-earned money from American workers. That’s why I propose a simpler tax code, lower tax rates, and eliminating tax loopholes that pick winners and losers. Americans should be rewarded for their hard work, particularly during these tough economic times. Higher taxes slow economic growth, discourage personal savings, and make us less competitive in the global market. I favor lowering taxes for the purposes of encouraging greater innovation, business productivity, job creation, and international competitiveness.

    These are my proposals to fix the broken tax system:

    Vote against all net tax increases
    Support a simpler tax system that reduces the tax burden for working Americans
    Eliminate the federal death tax (also known as the estate tax)
    Work to reduce payroll tax rates to pre-2013 levels
    Lower America’s corporate tax rate, which is currently the highest in the world, so that we can encourage companies to keep jobs in America
    Oppose increases in capital gains and dividend taxes
    Work to simplify the tax code and reduce the need to hire a tax expert when preparing one’s tax return

 

More Men in Their Prime Are Out of Work

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I sort the laundry and do the dishes,

While CNN tells me of militias.

The crockpot’s full of beans and wienies;

I dream of seashores and bikinis.

But shake myself and clean the grout,

Then contemplate a paper route.

So much for gas, and wear and tear;

The brakes, I think, don’t stand a prayer.

I’m emailing my resume to lots of diff’rent places,

But I suspect my emails go into black empty spaces.

Luckily the wife still works, with dwindling devotion,

At the job she vowed to quit when I got my promotion.

But instead I got the boot and no longer play messiah

To my fam’ly’s fortunes – I’m a regular pariah.

But, dammit all, this is the land of opportunity.

Just because I’m middle-aged why should it pass by me?

I’ll send another resume out into cyber space,

Then get my bizness suit dry cleaned again . . . for just in case.

Work at Home for Single Parents and Others!

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Nathan and Tim feel strongly that, under ordinary circumstances, a mother’s place is with her children in the home, not out in the workforce.  We realize there are many circumstances in today’s modern world that will not allow this – but we are dead set against the mother who works long hours outside the home merely to finance luxuries such as vacations and home redecorating, to the neglect of her children.  We also know that single parents can find it terribly stressful and expensive to leave their children with a babysitter or at daycare.  Therefore, we take great satisfaction in recommending the following website for those who wish to work part-time at home and make a decent wage.  We have thoroughly vetted this website and vouch that all the jobs on it are legitimate.  So, if you are looking for work at home, we wish you good luck and hope this Rat Race Rebellion website will be useful to you!

http://www.ratracerebellion.com/job_postings.html#axzz2sNj7C1lT