The Bison

From today’s New York Times:

WASHINGTON — President Obama signed a law on Monday making the bison — tens of millions of which once roamed North America — the country’s first national mammal.

The bison has been glorified

as a symbol of national pride.

Perhaps this is so

because with gusto

it scatters manure far and wide.

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