The Mayor of Rio

From the Wall Street Journal:

RIO DE JANEIRO—With just a month to go in what has been a tumultuous lead-up to the Summer Olympics, Rio de Janeiro Mayor Eduardo Paes said Tuesday the city will be ready but visitors should moderate their expectations.

The Mayor of Rio insists

no cause for disquiet exists.

“Just lower your sights;

avoid skeeter bites,

and keep jewelry off of your wrists!”

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