The Moose

From the Wall Street Journal:

Newfoundland’s moose population is thought to be one of the highest regional densities in North America. Officials complain the ungulates nosh on vegetation in national parks and cause commotion in cities and suburbs when they wander down streets or through grocery store parking lots, sometimes requiring a police escort.

A moose is not likely to be

an ungulate you want to see

up close and direct

when it’s feeling henpecked;

and DON’T mention rhinoplasty.

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