From the Wall Street Journal: “The U.S. is so awash in crude oil that traders are experimenting with new places to store it: empty railcars.”
A couple places I suggest for a crude oil larder
include the heads of Congress — they are empty but for ardor.
Also try my bank account — it’s pretty deep and hollow.
And Donald Trump’s vast ego could a million barrels swallow.
How about Judge Scalia’s seat? I hear it’s vacant now;
it’s used to holding flammables and pomade anyhow.
Those with student debt can fill their beer kegs with crude oil;
it may not give much storage but their binges it will spoil.
Of course you can’t just turn it into gasoline so cheap;
that could spoil consumers — and would make their bankers weep.