The reason we’re shorter today

from the New York Times:

Average adult heights in many countries appear to have peaked 30 to 40 years ago and have declined slightly since then, according to a new study that the authors say is based on the largest set of such data ever gathered.

 The reason we’re shorter today
is cuz we munch on Frito Lay
instead of whole wheat —
so we grow petit,
that is, in our height; not sideway. 

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