As reports of eerie clown sightings pop up around the country, resulting in school closures and investigations, many are saying enough is enough.
Over the weekend, Philadelphia school district officials and police said they were investigating creepy clown threats made against local schools on social media.
Likewise, The Spring Independent School District in Houston issued a security statement on Sunday night after receiving creepy clown threats against students and teachers.
from USA Today
Creeping around, scaring minors,
clowns are condemned by hardliners.
So if they give fright,
just shoot ’em on sight;
especially if they are Shriners.