When the Wall Street Journal prints

EGGS AND BACON BAY, Australia—Yes, there is a place in Australia named for eggs and bacon. And yes, some people have a problem with that.

from the Wall Street Journal

When the Wall Street Journal prints

stories that don’t make much sints,

I to other media turn

for important things to learn.

Silly stories are not meet

when there’s so much raw bull sheet.

Journal, mend your barmy ways;

why maintain this childish faze? 


William Roberts at the Wall Street Journal replied to my poem thus:

 A dearth of humor,
Darken’d by yolk tears, coursing
cheekdown. A life get!

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