Which country should you move to if Donald Trump is elected president?

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If Trump becomes the President I’m moving to Peru;

the people there are pleasant and you get a mountain view.

If Trump becomes the CEO of this great land of ours,

I just might have to take the next flight up to planet Mars.

If Trump short circuits ev’rything, becoming Chief of State,

I’m sailing for the Dry Tortugas — where they give free bait.

If Trump becomes the Czar, the Kaiser, Godfather, Uncle Sam;

I’ll find a hick town where they pump your gas and say “Shazam!” 

If Trump becomes . . . WHEN Trump becomes — that’s how it’s gonna be —

there’s no place far enough away where Democrats can flee.

(Not to mention members of his own scared GOP.) 

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