Yahoo to Cut 15% of Workforce, Explore Strategic Options


“Restructuring alternatives” is what the Yahoo group

has called their situation, where the fan has hit the poop.

Fourth-quarter earnings were so dim they took a hefty charge;

they’ve settled in the water like a leaky gravel barge.

News Corp and Verizon circle round like buzzards eager

to pick the carcass clean, leaving bits of bone quite meager.

Of course the only fallout that is really gonna sting

will come to those who Yahoo out of work will gaily fling.

This includes a Mr. Schwab, who left the Yahoo board

faster than a Mustang GT with the pedal floored.

Shares in Yahoo stock are falling like the drifting snow,

while Wall Street helpfully takes cover and shouts “Watch out below!”


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